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Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in The Cyborg Sue of the Day!'s LiveJournal:

Monday, July 11th, 2011
5:36 pm
[velvetcarpathia]
Another One...?

So it looks like ff.net has been lacking in the sue department lately (does little dance), but I'm sure this one qualifies. Same old shit we've seen before--new teenage female cyborg number 00-whatever, you know the drill.

Mary-Sue Report Form:
Full Name: Ame Takeharu
Sue-thor's name: LivingDeadPhantom
Species: human turned cyborg
Hair colour: couldn't read enough to get that 
Eye colour: (see above)
Powers: Not depicted
Connections to canon: Joe's lover from his past (throws up in mouth)
Possessions: uhh, her long hair...?
Story summary: Amé Takeharu is taken by the Black Ghost Organization and the rebel Cyborgs were able to save her! But as memories resurface, more problems are found with the new series. WARNING: Original character usuage! Disclaimers in first chapter!
Story sample:

 

Read at own riskCollapse )

 

NO IT DOESN'T.

Current Mood: sore
Saturday, February 4th, 2006
8:19 pm
[mika0021]
...TO ALL LOVERS OF CYBORG 009 WHO HAVE SUFFERED HEADDESKS: JOIN
Join us in our quest to eradicate Mary Sues through headdesks!
Saturday, January 7th, 2006
7:55 pm
[crystal_remnant]
Not happy Sue!!
Okay, while out hunting and killing sues that may even seem to be in my next story, I decided to read a few fics...

-shudder-

Mary Sue eat your heart out....it fits everything right down to the fact that a 00 cyborg 'loves' her almost immediately.

Mary-Sue Report Form:
Full Name:
Sue-thor's name: punkrockstargrl101
Species: Cyborg/animal...?
Hair colour: there are two
Eye colour: ''
Powers: transformation
Connections to canon: -
Possessions:
Story summary: (Current one)Chapter 3! After 0014 and 0015 get to Dr. Kazumi's house, they plan a shopping trip, and the boys are supposed to go with them! A funny chapter! RR please!
RISK: TOO LATE


Chapter exert:

Everybody turned and looked straight at what the boys thought was a goddess. Brittany stood there in navy blue denim jeans that were faded. A gold tank top with the her left sleeve tied up on top of her left shoulder and the right sleeve had been cut so that it sat below her right shoulder, making it look like a tank top strap on the side. Gold and silver bracelets sat at her wrists. A gold arm bracelet was on her left arm. Her uniform, knee high black boots were covering her jeans and stopped at her knees (the cyborgs figured out that she her jeans under her boots). Her dark brown hair with a red tint and red highlights had been parted on the side and had her new layers, tips a darker red then the rest of her hair. Large gold hoop earrings were on her ears. Her dark brown eyes were outlined in black. A touch of lip gloss and her outfit was complete. Except that her nail had gold nail polish on them.

Oh yes, the boys though she was a goddess, especially Jet. (NOOOOO!!!!)

"Sorry we took so long. Françoise let me have her gold shirt, so I had to do some work on it. I made it so that it was tighter and it stopped above my belly button. Well whose coming to shop with us?" Brittany walked over to Françoise and Chalsy and crossed her arms, raising an eyebrow. Pyunma walked over to Chalsy and said, "I'll go with you." Chalsy blushed. Joe walked over to Françoise and said he would go too. Finally Jet said, "I'll go too." Albert was assigned to go with them, to keep an eye on them. And so it started the shopping trip. Little did the boys know, that they wouldn't go back home for another 7 hours.

Trouble? Yes...

Are we truly this...this...this - I can't think of anything right now I'm too annoyed to think coherently at this time. I myself and not a perfect writer, and have had a run in with this bitch called sue.

But what happened to writers such as Wildfire_sky05 who wrote decent fanfictions...?

Come back soon and help us in our time of need for fanfiction.

Current Mood: kill Sue
Friday, January 6th, 2006
5:39 pm
[mika0021]
another one
Okay, I've had it up to here *indicates her nose* with sues. People, get your own storyline. Stop jacking ours and ruining good fandom. Now time for a report of the damage this time.
Mary-Sue Report Form:
Full Name: Naomi
Sue-thor's name: Anime Fan Team
Species: human...at the time. we *all* know what *that* means.
Hair colour: black with red streaks
Eye colour: not said
Powers: human at this point.
Connections to canon: she's Japanese. *snarf*.
Possessions: we have yet to fully be killed. I hope.
Story summary: Five people are taken from the streets and turned into cyborgs. How typical...well you should know the drill by now...Rating will go UP! [how generic can you GET?]
RISK: SEVERE
Story sample: I decided to ruin this fandom by...Collapse )
All I can say is that with five people, this had better be worth publishing space. And with five new Sues, we can all say farewell to unraped fans. *cries*

Current Mood: aggravated
Saturday, November 12th, 2005
12:20 pm
[arachnidjayde]
hi

Current Mood: quixotic what ever that means
Sunday, November 6th, 2005
12:44 pm
[mika0021]
support the anti-mary sue cause!
hey people! ^___^ Post this wherever possible, may it be other communes or your profile. Just copy and paste and you're done! ^__^ Enjoy.


SUPPORT THE ANTI-MARY SUE CAUSE! Every time you create a Mary Sue or Gary Stu, another innocent fangirl/boy is raped. Repost this to tell people to get over their perfect fantasies. NO ONE CAN BE PERFECT!
Thursday, October 27th, 2005
3:42 pm
[mika0021]
grab your sporks and pitchforks!
Is this really that bad? Find a sue, post a sue, kill a sue! Life is good. Especially once you've written one for your friend and now get to kill it dead! XD FYI, 0021 looks exactly like my best friend. Connection? Yes.

Full Name: 0021
Sue-thor's name: mika zero-zero twenty-one
Species: was human, now cyborg
Hair colour: brown
Eye colour: blue-green-gray
Powers: everything
Connections to canon: likes Joe and forces him to like her back, then tries to leave Suedom by pushing him away
Possessions: Sora's Keyblade from KH, losta guns, cell phone, clothes
Story summary: COMPLETE! Black Ghost wanted to create the ultimate fighting force, so he created nine cyborgs. Problem is, now he has eighteen rebels instead of nine.
Story sample: Read more...Collapse )
link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2263287/1/
Threat: severe

Current Mood: yucky
12:37 pm
[all_seven_of_me]
Mary-Sue Report Form:
Full Name: Elspeth (Elf)
Title: Irish Girl
Sue-thor's name: Taya2607
Species: Human?
Hair colour: not mentioned
Eye colour: not mentioned
Powers: "good with her hands."
Connections to canon: will hook up with either Joe or Jet
Possessions: none
Story summary: Elspeth is a ture Irish girl, born in Ireland she moved to Japan with her dad, whilst her mum moved to Australia. She has a fear of most men and wants her dad back. Will they be able to help her? Please Review!
Story sample: Oh, waah, waah, angst!Collapse )
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2565519/1/
Threat: HIGH

Current Mood: very late for class
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